Womenly Ways to Wank

There’s nothing like masturbation to help relieve some stress and take the edge off. Whether it’s a 2 minute quickie or an hour long nonstop marathon it certainly does wonders to help put an extra quick in our steps and a smile on our faces as we go about our day. Well, we know that men like to jack off, wank, spank the monkey, stroke it, and choke it, but what do our lovely ladies like to do? They play with or finger themselves, but what else? We compiled a list of additional names, some familiar, some new and hilarious for the self-pleasure act of our female counterpart that you will be sure to enjoy, and perhaps after you can go ask your special someone or your MPFB (My Personal Fuck Buddy) to give it a go for your viewing pleasure.

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Fingerbating

Flick the bean

Pet or stroke the kitty

Pat the bunny

Saucing the taco

Poke the flounder

Menage a mois

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Beating around the bush

Butter the biscuit

Finding Nemo

Hitchhiking south

Clubbing the clam

Bruise the beaver

Muffin buffin’

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Tickle the twat

Paddling the pink canoe

Polishing the pearl

Teasing the tuna taco

Squeeze the peach

Churn the butter

Now let’s get the ladies putting these female masturbation terms to practice!

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